Looking for my soulmate.................

Oh where do i begin? I am simple,want a man who will make me laugh each and every single day...i hate messages with to much of dears in it or where u google n translate it to a different language just to impress...well i wont be impressed by that...all you need to be is yourself and i dont want that your father must be a thief as he stole the stars from the sky and placed them in your eyes messages cause i have read it all before many times and am not here for games...treat me well and i'll treat you better...is that so much to ask?